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ameliapondthehistoryqueen: audreyii-fic: lokidindeed: #insanely in depth theory as to how this fictional character is feeling #so called evidence by the way of a fold in a jacket, the time it took to blink, a surreptitious glance to the back #blogger’s analysis of the character’s background and how he came to be like this #theories on what he’s thinking #blogger then goes on to write a novel about how it makes them feel EXAGGERATED REACTION IN CAPITALS GIF OF SOMEONE CRYING AND A KEYSMASH FOLLOWED BY OTP NAME AND “FEELS” #me saying how much this isnt ok pun that relates to the original post and makes it that much worse REPEATS THAT PUN IN BOLD, CAPITAL, ITALIC LETTERS. Someone saying GET OUT
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ameliapondthehistoryqueen:

audreyii-fic:

lokidindeed:

#insanely in depth theory as to how this fictional character is feeling #so called evidence by the way of a fold in a jacket, the time it took to blink, a surreptitious glance to the back #blogger’s analysis of the character’s background and how he came to be like this #theories on what he’s thinking #blogger then goes on to write a novel about how it makes them feel

EXAGGERATED REACTION IN CAPITALS

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GIF OF SOMEONE CRYING AND A KEYSMASH FOLLOWED BY OTP NAME AND “FEELS”

#me saying how much this isnt ok

pun that relates to the original post and makes it that much worse

REPEATS THAT PUN IN BOLD, CAPITAL, ITALIC LETTERS.

Someone saying GET OUT

(Source: partygentle)

Have a history teacher explain this if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.   Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.   AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…  I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.
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Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

(Source: e-vaporate)

ameliapondthehistoryqueen: lovelyandnumb: youarethesentinels: xjalfoy: Potterheads wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them. Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls. Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance. Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality. Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room. Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish. Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office. True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood. Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood. The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them. Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A. Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa. Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~ lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin. trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads. the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona. psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went. the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now. buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy. bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching. Inception fans oh wait X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics. Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast. Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage. Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again. Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!” Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun. Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat.  Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last. Chucksters wake up next to Chuck and Morgan sitting in the Nerd Herder with Sarah and Casey yelling to STAY IN THE CAR. Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again. Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers. Les Mis fans don’t wake up, because they died at the barricade Whelp looks like fans of the walking dead are screwed And Les Mis fans aren’t?
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ameliapondthehistoryqueen:

lovelyandnumb:

youarethesentinels:

xjalfoy:


Potterheads wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.

Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.

Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.

Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.

Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.

Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.

Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.

True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.

Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.

The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.

Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.

Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.

Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~

lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.

trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.

the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.

psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.

the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.

buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.

bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.

Inception fans oh wait

X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.

Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.

Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain

Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.

Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.

Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”

Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.

Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat. 

Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.

Chucksters wake up next to Chuck and Morgan sitting in the Nerd Herder with Sarah and Casey yelling to STAY IN THE CAR.

Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.

Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.

Les Mis fans don’t wake up, because they died at the barricade

Whelp looks like fans of the walking dead are screwed

And Les Mis fans aren’t?

  • (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)

  • Me:

    “So, what will it be?”

  • Child:

    “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”

  • (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)

  • Mother:

    “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

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